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These awesome Superhero/Supervillain stained glass window prints can be found at the fantastic Fay Productions on Etsy!

These awesome BMO tea towels can be found here!

These awesome Portal bookends can be found here!

These awesome Zelda pillows can be found here!

At Aperture Science, there’s a good amount of joking amongst test subjects and occasionally, if you’re lucky, you can joke around Cave Johnson himself. Just do not, under any circumstances, bring his mother into the mix. Got it? No “your mom” jokes. No “Yo Mama” jokes. Not even a “That’s what she said.” Cave’s very sensitive about those.

The penalty for joking about Cave’s mom? No cookies. That’s right, you’ll find your Aperture Science Holiday Gift Package is missing the sandwich baggie of Mrs. Johnson’s Made From Scratch Science Cookies. Then you’ll have to watch everyone else enjoying delicious frosted sugar cookies in the shapes of familiar faces around Aperture Labs.

With these awesome homewares from Forbidden Planet you can have your Portal cookies and eat them.

  • This Set of 8 Portal cookie cutters can be found here.
  • The ceramic Companion Cube cookie jar is available here.

These awesome scientific diagram cushions can be found here!